S and I had the opportunity to check out the new Cowboys Stadium in person last weekend at a pre-season game against the San Francisco 49ers. Normally attending a pre-season game would be kind of boring, but since it was a new stadium, that made it fun.
We went with S's work for a client related event, so we went in style - parking pass and suite tickets. S wanted to point out to you the parking pass would have cost $75. And we thought that was downright crazy. But, we used it since it was free to us! Parking that costs $75 will get you practically curbside. We walked only about 50 feet to get inside.
We printed parking directions off Dallas Cowboys Maps and they directions sort of took us right in - there is a lot of construction and not many way finding signs. The traffic wasn't too bad going in - now, coming out, it was a little less friendly.
Then once, you're indoors, to go to the three upper suite levels, you board an elevator to your suite.
The suites were pretty nice with their own kitchen and bathroom, catered meal and comfy seats. They also had televisions in them that you had the power to change to whatever you'd like. You could also control what sound you wanted to hear in your suite.
The one thing that hits you right off the bat is, well, that SCREEN. The world's largest. Let me just say it is impressive when you first see it - it spans pretty much from the 20 to the 20. But then, after that, you start to ask, "Why?" It's so large it is distracting. Even when you try to watch the field, it's hard to focus on THE FIELD. I mean, the color is even better on THE SCREEN, so you find yourself looking at the Memorex over the Real. It's sort of ridiculous. It is ridiculous. It's just Jerry being Jerry.
The "hatch" over the roof must stay in place, whatever that place is - open or closed - once it is decided two hours before the game begins. It takes 12 minutes to open or shut the roof - that is not why it can't move. It's because the NFL says it might be unfair advantage to one team or the other if conditions changed mid-game.
A cool video plays that shows clips from past years, past players, past trophies, and then shows the current players.
I wonder if that's what Jerry was going for...
Then they played some football. I think we lost, but it's a pre-season game, so it doesn't matter.
Very Roman coliseum of him I think.
His middle name is Caeser - didn't you know that?
After halftime, we attempted to walk around the stadium. This was sort of futile. If we were not "suite" ticket holders, it would have been impossible, but that got us through some checkpoints...the place is not made to walk around. It's made to put each level of ticket buyer in a particular place and control that buyer in that area. It's all about control - it must raise the cost of running the place by shear personnel numbers exponentially. Seriously, it was crazy how segmented it all was. "Someone is a control freak" crazy.
And, I'd say it wasn't, besides being new and big, that inviting of a place. Yes, it's new and big. I get that. Big. The biggest. With the biggest TV. And its the home of my home team. But, it's cold and corporate too, and then there's that aforementioned control issue. And some of that big is just to be big and serves no apparent purpose to me. It's not as fun of a place to see a game as other stadiums I've visited. It's very Jerry - very "squeeze every last dollar from ya". But there are lots of Cowboys fans, so it doesn't matter what I think. He'll have plenty of dollars to squeeze.
We stayed until the bitter end, walked back to our car, and sat in the maze to the highway. It was fun, and nice to see the new place. But, sister, I wouldn't pay those prices on my own. Ever. I'll watch it on the couch in my den. Amen.
Best wishes for the THREE DAY WEEKEND. Woo-hoo for that! S and I are planning some more football - college this time - as well as some patching and painting. And bike riding - did you think we sold those bikes? Nope, we did not and we're back on them now that the heat has subsided a bit. And who knows what else we'll find to do. I'll tell you about it here, of course, if I bring my camera, which you know I will. Until then, my friends!